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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, „In English, double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, „Yeah, right.”
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, „Dry?”
The German replies, „Nein, just one.”
Queue is spelled just with Q and four silent letters.
No, it’s not. They’re just waiting their turn.
Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?
Nobody.
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink.
“I think not,”- Descartes says. And then he disappears.